Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Words of Wisdom and Quotes from Conan


When all else fails....you always have delusion!
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And if you can laugh at yourself, loud and hard, every time you fall....people will think you are drunk!
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If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
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Conan O'Brien: You shot the Easter Bunny!
Will Ferrell: He made a menacing gesture at me!
Conan O'Brien: I think he was trying to give you an egg!
Will Ferrell: Why is the Easter Bunny even here, Conan? It's not Easter!
Conan O'Brien: I don't know, he just likes to hang around the studio sometimes!
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Have you ever had Fruity Pebbles? Once that stuff hits milk, it turns into a narcotic!
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People of Quebec: I am an albino jackass.
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If the C-man's not happy, show don't go down!

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