Thursday, April 23, 2009
[What I wish I could say]
"So . . . how old are you? If you don't mind me asking."
"Really?! I thought you'd be like, 23 or 24"
[Right, keep thinking that, 40-something-year-old-divorced guy with 3 kids]
"So are you doing anything after this?"
[Do you always start your sentences with "Soooo"? At least republican guy could hold a conversation . . .]
"I'm going to school"
[That's right, I go to school, that place you haven't been in over 20 years. I bet your kids go to school too. Get it? I go to school, they go to school. Why don't you give me your son's number, now that's a better match, dontcha think?]
"Well, I guess I'll see next week"
"Have a nice day"
[No sucker, I made sure I made your appointment the day I won't be here. So I WONT be seeing you next week.]